Hey Waiter! There's a Pit Hair In My Cookbook!

There's no cookbook good enough that I can overlook armpits on the cover photo, no matter how much photoshopping you've done to make those pits look angelic.

Now that I think of it, there's NO BOOK that can make me overcome my gag reflex over armpits.  Put your arms down and step away from the book covers, people.