Sunday, July 1, 2012

Hey Waiter! There's a Pit Hair In My Cookbook!

There's no cookbook good enough that I can overlook armpits on the cover photo, no matter how much photoshopping you've done to make those pits look angelic.

Now that I think of it, there's NO BOOK that can make me overcome my gag reflex over armpits.  Put your arms down and step away from the book covers, people.  

2 comments:

  1. Oh, then you'd love it up here....all the women walking around with their long armpit hair clearly visible since everyone is walking around in tank tops....

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    1. If I was supreme ruler of the world, I would insist most people were hairless with the exception of their noggins. I think chihuahuas have it right.

      Even so, I am anxious to do some traveling over in Europe for "research" for a future novel. You don't say whether that is where you are from, Anonymous, but I'm assuming it is. I would probably be okay, as there is a certain population of women here (especially in my line of work in the birth world) who were born a generation too late and are trying to make up for that now. I have to tolerate it, even when I would rather throw up in my mouth a little. When we notice this phenomena, we say these these women are "smuggling Muppets".

      I CAN ignore it, but.... you're really testing me by putting armpits on a cookbook. For the love!

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